(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 120

This girl I used to have sex with from time to time is supposed to come over and watch Twin Peaks later and I was really excited to cuddle and hopefully bang but it's so fucking hot (for the Bay Area I'm a wimp)!!!!! I guess we could just skip the cuddlin and go right to bangin but cuddling is half the fun imo ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

Just make sure you go on Sunday, way too crowded otherwise.

 

Something about the pool always manages to turn me on when I'm changing out of my swimsuit

 

wut

 

My wife and I like to call it "pool horny"

 

don't get stuck in the filter Colby

 

or those hot tub jets!

 

When I was a kid I was so pool horny. I didn't even really understand what sex was I just knew that I wanted to do it in the pool.

 

one of the first times I ever had sex was in an above ground pool



those were the days

 

You know what


Yeah I got horny in the pool as a kid

 

Hell yeah. Worst place to get horny tho. Just as bad as getting horny in class.

 

Does this make me still a kid?

 

you butter believe it

 

Yes. Your wife is fucking a child.


But wait, she gets pool horny too huh? You are both children.

 

I don't understand road head. Seems like one of the worst times to get a blow job.

 

I've never had sex in a pool but I've had sex in the shower and it was absolutely awful. Water and sex, unfortunately, don't mesh well.

 

The worst times to get a blowjob are the best times to get a blowjob.

 

It's the thrill

 

I know i'm being a bit of a downer, but it just seems, like, pretty dangerous and uncomfortable -- for both parties involved. Never appealed to me.

 

My most recent ex was at one point my employee and there were times where I would be assigned to train her on projection stuff and I would take her to the projection booth and we'd have sex and she'd give me head from time to time. Good time to get a blowjob? Absolutely not. Some of the best head I've ever received? Absolutely.

 

The risk of crashing and dying doesn't seem fun tbh. I can barely change the song playing while in driving without getting distracted tho

 

Water causes shrinkage

 

I mean, I never received it while I was on the freeway or anything. Just driving around town or late at night when the streets were pretty much empty.

 

I'll allow it then.

Also we don't fuck IN the pool. My father-in-law would kill us