(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 478

I'm a bad boy
With a lot of
Drive my own car and wear my own clothes

 

I had the best G rated burn for you but my thread got locked

 

Fun police

 

Don't start, Dan.

 

I simply no longer understand the rules given there are in practice about 5 chat threads lol

 

Only 2, but one is for shitposting.

 

Dammit Ian I was gonna post this.

 

Not as shitty as "unpopular music opinions"

 

I go in there to fight.

 

I avoid unpopular music opinions because I just end up calling everyone snobby pricks. Mostly because they are.

 

You should listen to Real Friends about it

 

No it doesn't

 

Remember that girl I messaged? I messaged her and she messaged back! But she doesn't really respond a lot or quickly so I don't think she really pays attention to the app or is really that interested so oh well. I'm bored so bored.

 

Me and my girlfriend just had our second anniversary on Wednesday, and she... forgot. I was upset at first, but I think it was just because my brain was like "this is something people get upset about, be a people!". We're just doing a freezer pizza and digging up our old game consoles and playing it low tonight. It's weird reconditioning myself to that kind of nonchalance after multiple relationships where my gestures on those kind of "milestones" were a big deal to both parties.

 

Ask for her phone number. Girls get so many matches and messages a lot will turn off notifications completely for the app and only check it once or twice a week

 

Our anniversary is on Halloween so we will have an extremely easy time remembering

 

My ex prior to who I'm currently with was born on Halloween. Both times it was her being drunk and upset because as the night went on people bailed to do Halloween things.

 

Hmm I really wish plans were solidified yesterday

 

I'll try if she hits me back up. She tends to only message in the evening. Last she messaged me it was like around 10 or so and she asked for recommendations on restaurants in Queens, so I messaged back and nothin. Maybe she'll message back again in the evening.

 

My good friend @Deathco_019 is taking me on a date tonight to see sigur ros

 

I was gonna go to this. Let us know how it goes!

 

I do hope this girl messages me back. Please God. Do it for your favorite Saint.

 

You don't refer to yourself as a saint in texts to her do you?

 

This is my power play to win you over

 

Got drinks tonight with this Danish girl that I had statistics with last semester. I swear I'm lowkey in love with her. Shame she has a boyfriend. She is honestly amazing and such a sweetheart and we make each other laugh....it sucks lol