(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 473

I think I already mentioned it in here but one of the first people I saw in Tinder was this girl I always to have sex with back i high school and now she's an escort. I should go for it before I move ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

10/10

 

I'm confused when y'all say hookers and escorts, is that different from the bots? I assume those are just bots.

 

The ones I'm referring to were separate from the bots.

 

Same haha

 

Huh.. well okay then.

 

I got about 50 bot messages. Those are ridiculous haha. Keep in mind when I say 75%, I had like 4 conversations on Tinder before I gave up. It's not like I was getting a ton of actual escort messages

 

Coming off as a creep is my biggest fear. If I don't get a response to a text I'll send one a day or two later. If she doesn't respond to that, I'll give up

But what if she was just busy? I text her a month or two later

She doesn't respond and now I am a creep

 

We are all creeps, that's why we post on the internet

 

I might probably send another message just because I'm stupid. But after that for sure I will never message again.

 

what if she was just busy both times?

 

Bots are pretty easy to spot. Pictures are usually ripped from middle or random "hot" people, they send a first message right after you match saying something like "hey cutie", and as soon as you try to start a conversation they try to link you to another site

 

That's what I always say

 

My fiancee had bad luck on POF prior to finding me.

She would ignore and block guys that creeped her out, and they would create new accounts when she'd eventually block them. Like, did they really think she'd suddenly not be creeped out with her then?!

 

Then she'll see my message, realize that I'm not as busy as her and therefore must not have much going in my life and not reply.

 

I'm a creep I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here
I don't belong here

 

I'm a crepe
I'm a

 

I used to love hitting the high notes to that song in Rock Band when I was in college.

 

You didn't go to bashful banana did you

 

whenever i read 'be a sad boy online' it makes me think of, like, the band real friends and they are awful.

 

Oh I actually went on that date with other couples last week, forgot to mention it. It was a TRIPLE date. It went good. I am just so thankful there have been no presses for future dates like that yet. I don't want em. Lol.

 

reported

 

I had no money dammit

 

Real friends, the pinnacle of millennial malaise online

 

Dammit, make it a point to go there this summer at least once and get a banana whip, they are incredible. I grew up going to Ocean City every summer. Love it there.