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2017-2018 NFL Season Thread [Archived] Football • Page 17

Discussion in 'Sports Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, May 2, 2017.

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  1. GrantCloud

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    We gave you prince and motion city soundtrack

    *mic drop*
     
  2. Max_123

    Nope. Supporter

    There's a cool Australian coffee place in St. Augustine
     
  3. Fucking Dustin

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  4. CarpetElf

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  5. CarpetElf

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    Sorry, but I'm gonna keep GOing Even if it Kills Me.
     
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  6. Max_123

    Nope. Supporter

    We gave you John Denver

    Don't quote me
     
  7. Fucking Dustin

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    Ok
     
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  8. CarpetElf

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    I'll pass the message along.
     
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  9. CarpetElf

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    Antonio Cromartie has as many kids as the Jaguars have wins since 2013.
     
  10. Blimp City Hero

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    It's not shocking since he's way better at getting pressure in the pocket.

    [​IMG]
     
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  11. CarpetElf

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    I mean, it's kind of shocking when you look at how consistently he pulls out of coverage.
     
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  12. Fucking Dustin

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    Antonio Cromartie has lots of kids and also plays cornerback
     
  13. Blimp City Hero

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    Unlike the Jags, he can guarantee one sack every time.

    [​IMG]
     
  14. Whatjuliansaid

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    John Denver isn't from denver
     
  15. CarpetElf

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    Dallas Green is neither Texan nor green.
     
  16. Whatjuliansaid

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    No, he's from a much nicer place.
     
  17. theagentcoma

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    My friend used to tell me that Cromartie can't read. He swore by it. Can anyone confirm?
     
  18. CarpetElf

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    He used to be able to read. Get it? Because he's no longer good at football. He's also apparently from Tallahassee. Neat.
     
  19. swboyd

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    Antonio Cromartie will be able to field his own NFL team with his kids in 20 years.
     
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  20. CarpetElf

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    Why though? He can field an NBA team in two.
     
  21. CarpetElf

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    I think he should name one child Martin so he could grow up to open a bird store and call it the Marty Cromartie Crow Mart
     
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  22. swboyd

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    Or maybe an ultimate frisbee team? Yeah, let's go with NBA.
     
  23. CarpetElf

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    The Antonio Throwmarties.
     
  24. CarpetElf

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    I feel physically ill after that one.
     
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  25. Fucking Dustin

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    Rivers could field most of the offense with his kids and Cromartie could field the defense and the remainder of the offense
     
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